The icing on the cake

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Barbara Mackintosh



Andy's twenty first birthday party was going with a swing. In fact this was his second party, earlier in the week there had been a party with Mum & dad, close family & girlfriend on the actual day. Now it was Saturday night, he was in the Kings Arms, surrounded by his friends, people from work, & although he could not see her just at that moment, his girlfriend Katie was here somewhere too. He was really enjoying himself, they had got the disco booked till midnight, a bar extension, all was set.

He had moved out of the disco for a breather & was chatting to friends in the bar. Suddenly he became aware of a hush, a general cease of conversation, he noticed the odd grin on the faces of a couple of his colleagues from work, he saw Mandy put a hand up to her mouth, almost choking back a laugh, there was a faint rustle behind him, a hand came to rest on his shoulder for a moment. He half turned as a voice said.

"Andy?" He now fully turned to see the owner of an obviously young female voice.

His jaw dropped. Before him stood a dream! A life long dream!

Andy glanced nervously at near bye friends, then instantly back to the girl, he had to look twice to make sure. Someone had obviously arranged a "Kiss-a-gram" for him, but what a "Kiss-a-gram"! The young girl was wearing a, he had to look again to be certain, yes it was, he still couldn't quite believe it, she was wearing a shorty mac made from shiny black rubber. Her belt was pulled in very tight accentuating her more than shapely figure, she was buttoned up to the neck with her collar raised, spilling over the collar locks of thick golden hair tumbling down from under her sou'wester, also in black rubber.

He felt his face go red in a matter of moments, he was getting hot, his throat was dry, he felt a churning in his tummy, worse than that, a stirring down below, a tightness in his trousers. No! He thought no....

It was a sweat ache, it was how he always felt when he imagined meeting a girl dressed in a rubber mac, he hoped like crazy that no one would notice, but his trousers were already tight, he liked them that way, how could people not notice? He was confused for a moment, trapped & scared. This is stupid he thought! He had just been confronted by the girl in all his dreams & he was frightened, why could he not just enjoy the moment!

But he couldn't. His dreams of rubber macked girls were a secret, he had wanted to tell the world at large about his fantasies, about how beautiful it was, but he had never dared. He had told someone, Sara, a former girlfriend. It was almost three years ago now, he had loved her, he had harboured thoughts of marriage to her, & so he had told her about his desire for rubber rainwear. She had turned very nasty towards him, called him all sorts of horrible names, she had even struck him across the face. It had hurt him deeply, not the physical pain of being hit, but how she so obviously thought of him, perverted was one word she had used.

That episode had turned him into a virtual recluse, going out only to work, stopping in at night, that had gone on for over a year. It had been a further year after that before he had gone out with another girl, then he had met Katie, & now life was better again, or at least it had been up to this point.

Now, if he were to let his true emotions show, even for just a moment, all his friends, practically everyone he new in the world, might be able to see what Sara already knew. What would they think of him?

The girl leaned forward slightly, he could smell her rubber, mixed with a light scent, this was always how he imagined it in his dreams.

"My name's Roberta, but you can call me Bobby". Her voice was low, soft, & to Andy's thoughts, sexy. He could feel his knees practically knocking together. Then the girl took a step back, flung out her arms as if ready to greet a long lost friend & in a much louder voice, announced to the world.

"I hope you like my mac darling."

If Andy's face had been red before, it now turned several shades of bright scarlet, he felt like he was on fire. It was only at this point that he noticed the rest of her outfit for the first time. Very glossy black PVC thigh length stiletto heeled boots, he could even see fish net stockings between the tops of her boots & the hem of the mac, she also had an umbrella, it was furled, long & pencil thin, again glossy black.

Then, she stepped forward again, amidst the most deafening crescendo of rustling crackling rubber she threw her arms around his neck, the last thing that he saw before his view of the world went dark was glossy red lips, heading straight for him. In the next instant, they had been planted directly over his already open mouth, still open from that very first shock.

Bobby held him in her embrace, the kiss went on & on, for how long Andy could not remember afterwards, but it had seemed like hours. He could feel her shiny rubber through his thin shirt, so smooth, he could feel her body sliding next to his, her rubber was warm but somehow at the same time he could feel it's coolness strike through him. This was now going well beyond what he had imagined even in his most wild of dreams, he could not see anything, his world was just black, his nostrils were full of smells, rubber of course, thick, warm, an intoxicating aroma, almost overpowering, mind bendingly beautiful, drug like. There was the girl's scent, complimenting the rubber, thinner, a more pale type of fragrance, pleasing. Then Andy could also smell beneath the rubber mac, beneath the perfume, the girl herself, warm, sweat, angelic. He could feel her hands on his back, warm inside their rubber gloves, he felt the rubber of her sou'wester on his hot forehead, beads of perspiration feeling wet as her sou'wester smeared them across his brow.

As he stood there, he began to wonder, could he? He so wanted too, he so wanted to return her tight embrace of him, he so wanted to feel her shiny rubber with his own hands. Did he dare? Would his feelings be betrayed by that one act? Would his awful secret be divulged to all around him? Where was Katie? Was she watching all this? He was going to after tell Katie about his rubber mac fetish sometime, he knew that, but he did not want her to discover it like this, he could not loose her too! He was trembling, slowly, very slowly his arms came up from his side, he hesitated again, then slowly his hands settled on the girl's back, that touch of glossy rubber, she felt so warm & tender. He heard whistles & applause around him, faint at first, then louder. He let go of her instantly, no he thought, no, no... Had he gone too far? Was his secret out?

Finally Bobby broke the embrace, there was again a shattering rubber crackle as they parted, the whistles & applause dying away. By this time Andy had gone past the trembling stage, he was physically shaking, so much so that Roberta asked him if he was all right. It was all he could do to nod affirmatively.

"Then come with me Andy, I've got something for you," she announced in a voice that everyone around them could hear. Bobby took hold of his hand, he felt once more the warm smooth feel of her thin rubber glove, felt through it the warm hand inside it, tender, reassuring, but at the same time firm, leading him, she hooked the handle of her umbrella around his neck & began to lead him back into the disco. After a few steps she released him from the grip of the umbrella, she let go of his hand & put her arm around his waist. Side by side they walked into the disco, she firmly but gently leading him, he hesitantly, as if walking on eggs, behind them, everyone followed. Andy almost did not dare to look at the girl beside him, the girl that was holding him, her rubber swishing & rippling, smooth against his body, those heels clicking on the wooden floor. But however much he tried not to let it happen, his eyes were drawn towards her.

Andy had probably never been more frightened in his twenty one year old life, not of Roberta of course, but that his dark secret might through her become known to all, everyone in his immediate world. He could not bare it if that should happen, he could not see how he could go on living if that should happen, & it could happen, even if he dropped his guard for only a second, that was why he was so frightened. Yet strangely, teetering on the brink of disaster like this, almost scared out of his wits, he felt a certain security in the arm of this smooth rubber clad girl, a girl he had known for only a minute, a girl he did not know at all really. It was then that Roberta dropped a bombshell.

"A little bird tells me that you like girls dressed in rubber macs," she whispered closely in his ear.

He stopped dead in his tracks, causing the girl to stumble slightly as he came to a shuddering halt. It was like he had been shot, his mouth open again, although he wasn't breathing, his eyes wide in a fixed stare, he was like a rabbit caught in the headlights of a car, a car that was about to run him down. But behind that fixed outer mask, that dead look, Andy's brain was surprisingly sharp, working over time, thinking quickly & clearly, it is amazing our fright can focus the mind.

How could she know that? No one in the world knew of his rubber love, his desires to see girls dressed in glossy rubber macs, no one! Someone must have told her, butt who? How? No one else knew about it. Someone in this room knew, whoever had hired this "Kiss-a-gram" girl knew, they must, but how? Who? His mind quickly ran through a list of his friends, no one could know, but someone did! No, he thought, the only name he could come up with was Sara.

Sara would never have told, he was almost sure, but it had to be someone. Sara would never have wanted it to be known, she had been ashamed of him, she would surely not have wanted anyone to know that she had even associated with him, not with a "Dirty rubber mad pervert," as she had called him.

Hesitantly, Andy was once again lead forward by Roberta, back into the disco. Just before they entered the room he became aware that there was no music playing, there was a strange silence in there, & yet the disco had been in full swing when he had left it a few minutes ago. Together they walked into the room, there was a ripple of applause again, whistles & cheers broke out all around, they had obviously been expecting him. He was taken aback, again there was a hesitancy in his step, but Bobby persuaded him gently but firmly forward. There was no music playing, no one dancing, everyone stood around the edge of the dance floor on three sides, the floor had been almost cleared, almost, except for one thing, for much to Andy's surprise there stood in the middle of the floor, a giant birthday cake.

Whatever next, thought Andy, how many more surprises were in store for him? Once again Andy's eyes flashed around the room, where was Katie? He could not see her, she must have gone to the ladies for a moment, good he murmured under his breath, he almost breathed a sigh of relief. He did not want her to see him now, not with this rubber mackintoshed girl, she would be bound to guess wouldn't she? Bound to see through him, bound to guess the awful truth that he had a rubber mackintosh fetish, how much longer could his luck hold though? How much longer would she stay in the ladies room?

Bobby positioned Andy carefully on the dance floor, facing the giant cake. He did not know what to do, he looked around nervously, he had a smile on his face but it was an unnatural fixed one, an embarrassed one, he could feel his facing burning even more.

Roberta walked away then stopped & turned to face him. She stood alone on the polished wooden floor, about ten feet away from Andy & roughly mid way between him & the cake. She gave a signal to the man running the disco then struck a pose. The girl stood perfectly still, feet wide apart, her upper body bent slightly forward, arms stretched out in front, both hands on the handle of the umbrella which stood vertically, still furled with it's point resting on the ground, her head was bent well forward & the shiny sou'wester completely hid her face from Andy's view.

A few seconds passed, the sound of lightly falling rain began to issue forth from the large speakers up on the stage, the sound level increased giving the impression to all in the room that the rain was becoming heavy. Then the disco lights flashed & flicked brightly for a second followed by a heavy clatter of thunder. So loud & so sudden was this apparent thunder that everyone jerked with shock. As the thunder rippled & tumbled around Roberta at last moved, in one swift movement she took the umbrella in her right hand raised it vertically high above herself & pressed the button on the handle. Instantly & with great force the umbrella sprung fully open.

The sound of pouring rain eased slightly into the background as faintly at first, the long drawn out notes of an overture were heard, an overture announcing a well known melody. The sound of the music grew stronger, the overture slowed almost to a halt, the melody began, it was, perhaps a little predictably, "Singing in the rain."

Andy knew the tune well, with his interest in rainwear it was perhaps again a little predictable that he had a video of the film at home, it was one of a number that he kept hidden at home, a secret collection that even his parents did not know about.

Roberta started to dance to the music. The girl commanded Andy's full attention, worried & frightened he might of been that his black secret would come out, but his eyes were now firmly fixed on Roberta.

She was good, the thought dawned on Andy, she could really dance! He watched her, enraptured, the girl beautiful in her shiny rubber rainwear. He watched the material pull this way & that as her arms & legs & body stretched this way & that. He watched the light dance crazily across the shiny material, he could smell her warm rubber particularly as she danced close to him. At one point she danced slowly all the way around him & his head swivelled almost completely around as if he were a puppet, he did not want to miss one single second of this angel's performance.

On & on she went, Andy never took his eyes of her. Sometimes she would smile at him & he would feel his legs almost buckle beneath him, he felt almost sick with desire. He did not want this to end, it was a dream, round & round she danced, more thunder faintly clattered behind the melody & the sound of pouring rain could always be heard in the background.

Then she stopped, she stood facing him, just a few feet away. Holding the umbrella over her head with one hand Bobby raised the other straight out in front of her, with one finger she beckoned him to her.

Andy swallowed hard, he felt his throat close up, he hesitated, he wanted to go to her but he couldn't, his legs would not carry him. She beckoned again, his gaze flicked for a second to those at the edge of the dance floor then immediately back to the girl. He took a first hesitant step forward, he was shaking, he was sweating but suddenly he felt cold. He took another slow step & this time the girl took a step towards him. He was close to her now & she stretched out her hand to him, slowly, very slowly his hand came up to meet her's. He felt again the tender warm hand inside the soft rubber glove, it was heaven!

Bobby turned to stand beside him & linked her arm through his, she whispered to him. "I want you to dance with me." She positioned the umbrella over him as if protecting him from the imaginary rain. He would not have known how to dance with her, he had two left feet, it was well known, but she had him spellbound! He glided about the floor as though he had danced all his life, he moved with her as one, he did not know how it was just as if he was in a dream.

He felt the warm dreamy rubber slither next to him, the smell of the girl's mackintosh pervaded his nostrils adding to his dreaminess. She was warm from her exertions & the smell of her rubber was much stronger than before, Andy breathed it in deeply. He felt relaxed now in a strange sort of way, as if drugged. His secret worries were still there, but in the background somehow, it was as if he had been sedated, he was floating, he was actually enjoying himself.

They were near to the big cake now, the two of them danced around it. Roberta positioned Andy near to the cake & stepped from his side, she danced around the cake solo before picking up a larger than life cardboard knife & handing it to him.

The music & the sound of the rain quickly faded to nothing, to be replaced by the tune to "Happy Birthday." After the first few notes everyone joined in with the words, Roberta guided Andy forward, he held the knife in both hands & she in turn held his hands in her's. As the words came to an end, "Happy birthday to you...," as the tune began to die away she lifted his hand & lowered them again as if to cut the cake.

At that precise moment the disco lights flashed like lightening, there was a sudden almighty crash of thunder, the sound of pouring rain returned louder, heavier than ever, & the top of the cake shot up into the air.

Andy flinched, it took him a second to notice in that instant of confusion as the top of the cake burst upwards, then he saw a dark hand, an arm, then a black figure rose up out of the cake. Andy was aghast, it was another rubber mackintoshed figure, another girl, dressed as was Roberta, in a shinny rubber mac & sou'wester. The figure, now standing upright raised her umbrella above her head, activated the lever on the handle & as with Roberta earlier, the umbrella thrust open.

The melody of "Singing in the rain" began to play once more as Bobby stepped forward to assist her new partner from the cake.

Andy stood motionless, mouth slightly open, eyes staring, his senses were simply overloaded. Almost more had happened to him on this momentous night already than he could take in, the lovely Roberta in her mac, wonderful, unbelievable, a once in a life time thing! Then quite suddenly there were two of them, it did not seem real!

The new girl took hold of Roberta's offered hand & stepped from the cake, a little shakily on the high heels of her boots. Andy surveyed her close up, for both girls were only a matter of three or four feet away from him. This second girl was indeed dressed in an almost identical rubber mac & sou'wester to the first, except this girl's mackintosh was much longer, almost down to her ankles. Andy was not thinking straight but his brain did register his approval of this longer length mac, it had always seemed eminently sensible to him that if a girl was going to wear a waterproof mackintosh for her protection, then it should at least be long enough to keep all of her dry. There was something else different about her too, something he had not noticed at first as she had sprung from the cake. She was wearing a face mask, not only a face mask he thought as he peered more closely, beneath her sou'wester this second girl appeared to have her head completely enclosed inside a rubber hood, the only openings being for her eyes & mouth. It was shiny black, it lent her not only an air of mystery but also a look of being all powerful, or it would have done, except the girl seemed to be smiling & this took of that hard edge. The only colour in all this blackness came from the girl's beautifully made up red lips, & the bright blue eyes that he could see beneath long false eye lashes that seemed to flutter at him. In the midst of his daze those eyes seemed vaguely familiar to Andy, but he did not see how they could be.

The music was again playing & now two girls danced with Andy instead of just one. There was a girl on each side of him both with an arm linked through his, he had no idea what he was doing for he was now in a total rubber haze, he simply followed where they lead.

He could feel smooth slippery macs on both sides of him, he could see a flurry of umbrellas, the sound of crackling, rippling, thwacking rubber filled his ears, then of course there was that smell of lovely rubber warmed by the bodies of these two girls, the thick smell of rubber was everywhere it seemed, blended with their own perfume, wonderful! He took it in, his lungs were full of it.

They danced on, Andy hoped it would never end. Somewhere deep in the back of his mind now, he knew that Katie might come into to room at any moment, if she was not already here. Katie, the love of his life. He knew that seeing him like this she might guess his secret, but it was as if he had been tranquillised, perhaps the smell of rubber acted like an anaesthetic, he did not feel frightened by that prospect, he just wanted this dance to be never ending.

But of course, end it did. The music slowed & died to nothing, the sound of rain lashing down increased then that too died away. The trio ended the dance facing the majority of the audience, the two girls posing with an umbrella stretched out on each side. As the sound of rain died away it was replaced by tumultuous applause, whistling & shouting.

As one movement the two girls then let go of Andy & positioned their umbrellas in front of them hiding their own as well as Andy's face from the wildly clapping & cheering audience. Behind the cover of these umbrellas the hooded girl was the first to kiss Andy, full on the lips. She was warm & her lips tasted sweat, the kiss went on, again he breathed in the rubber & her delicate perfume. At last she broke away, then Andy felt a soft smooth warm rubber gloved hand take a gentle hold of his chin & his head was turned to face Roberta. She too kissed him, long, passionate, her lips covering his mouth, on & on she went, he struggled to breathe!

She too then broke away. Another rubber glove came to his chin, he turned back towards the masked girl, she had, apparently well Roberta had been kissing him, now removed her sou'wester & her enclosing rubber hood. It was then, on this night of shocks & wonderful dreams for Andy that he had his biggest shock of all, & his greatest dream came to be a reality.

Katie stood beside him, her face flushed, those beautifully made up red lips & the bright blue eyes that had seemed vaguely familiar to Andy a few minutes ago, were now devoid of their rubber hood, again those long false eye lashes fluttered at him.

"Katie" he said in a low strangulated croak.

Andy could not say or do any more, then Katie kissed him again.

Roberta looked on & smiled gently, Andy at last beginning to recover took hold of Katie. Another twenty or thirty seconds passed before he let her go again & as they parted the umbrellas were lowered, & the applause & the wild cheers came to a crescendo.

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Later, in the bar, Andy chatted happily & animatedly to his friends, he explained to everyone who wanted to know & some of those who didn't, that Roberta was apparently a friend of Katie's, she's a dancer. "She's a good dancer don't you think?" he was saying to each in turn, & they were agreeing. Andy was high & it would be many hours before he came down again, in fact, he might never come down completely.

Why? Well because his greatest dream of all had become a reality, & that dream had been that Katie would one day know of his liking for rubber mackintoshed girls & that she would not mind, she would not think of him as dirty or perverted in some way as Sara had done, & that perhaps, just may be she would even join him in this rubber love.

And she had done, & she would do again. Only one question remained in Andy's mind.

Later that night, or more precisely early the following morning when the party was over & they finally left to go home, the answer was forthcoming. "But how did you know" he asked.

"Well you don't always hide those magazines & videos of yours as carefully as you think you do," she replied.


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